talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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