I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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