I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
only if we run a train.
done.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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