If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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