i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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