I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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