I'm really into asian looking animals
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
my being single is dangerous.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
