Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So vagazzling was a success
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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