I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Farmville is her only friend.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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