im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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