Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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