just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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