i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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