omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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