What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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