God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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