I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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