btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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