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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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