it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
soo... how was my night?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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