I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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