People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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