My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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