never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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