You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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