Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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