erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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