Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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