I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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