where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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