she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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