I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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