Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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