I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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