Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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