Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
