She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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