Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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