I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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