We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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