i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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