I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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