Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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