I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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