She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize