can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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