Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You are the jesus of drinking
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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