the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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