so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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