In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
They took my balls.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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