i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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