2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I need water and some morals
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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