You surviving the open bar?
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She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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