I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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