And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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