If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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