I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
