Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
