if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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